Stupid questions.

i know we have all either been asked or have asked stupid questions.
Irritating? Yes definately.
Someone sent me this little anecdote .....No not antidote!!!!....

Read on

"The next time someone asks you a dumb question, would you not
like to respond like this?

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena
the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I
had an elephant? So since I am retired, with little to do, on
impulse,
I told her that no, I did not have a dog, and that I was starting the
Purina Diet again.

Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and
IVs
in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that t he
way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets
and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the
food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line
was by
now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the
dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff
an
Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack,
he was laughing so hard!

WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore "


moral of the story....keep your mouth shut .
These people were probably sent down from heaven to test your
Worthiness ( To enter heaven Lah!!)