Maybe i am wrong, I just do not understand it.
Maybe it is my Australian education at work here.
Maybe not.
So what was this article saying. I will tell you what it was not.
It was not saying sorry.
It was not saying that what these people are doing is wrong
and it definitely was not giving us the real story.
A lame attempt at justifying the spending the millions on these elitist
Ass wipes in singapore.
First they siphon our money, then they screw our system and after
they are done monkeying and using singapore as their testing ground they leave.
Now the Govt wants to pay them more??!!
Ok.
Why not start paying the monkeys at the zoo more?
"peanuts" perhaps?
Let them go, stop their funding , let rich daddy and mummy pay through their asses for their education.
I am sure they won't mind selling their Ferraris and what not.
Give our own people, the poor, the family Man and woman a chance to study.
sheesh what a Drama.
The rich screwing the poor and using lame excuses to leave.
Do i look like toilet paper?
Am i worth less?
I would not even give these people my used toilet paper much less an increment.
Like they always say, it is not all about money, please pray tell me what IT IS about.
Hang them i say.
Better yet, Wax their balls then hang them.
Bloody mangkuks, Scum from the bottom of my pond.
It really pisses me off how these rich screw us around.
I am getting so stressed i think
i will go and soak my tooshy in my jacuzzi
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/070329/5/singapore267135.html
A mandarin's temptation
As jobs go, he was enjoying the one he had, but Mr Gerald Chiu had a decision to make.
The former Public Service Commission overseas scholar was about to complete his six-year bond. At the time, he was a deputy director in the Ministry of Manpower.
The money was good, but he could always earn more outside.
He was helping formulate policies addressing retirement issues for Singaporeans. "The thing is, whatever I did was only going to have an effect in, say, 30 years ... But I'm the kind who likes to see results fast," he said.
The choice before him was simple. "Either you choose public service because you feel the calling, or you want to do something else," said Mr Chiu, 33.
He decided to do something else. He packed his bags and accepted an offer to work in Kuala Lumpur with private equity fund Navis Capital Partners. Mr Chiu gets a fixed salary as well as a share of the profit when his outfit has turned a company around and sold it at a profit.
He likes the buzz. The money can be considerably better than what the civil service would have paid him. He has no regrets about his decision to join the private sector last year.
Last week, Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong spoke of the need to retain talent in public service and suggested competitive wages as well as the need to enthuse staff. The exact pay revisions will be announced on April 9.
But as the case of Mr Chiu suggests, it will not be an easy battle to win.
Some 21 people left the administrative service last year. Of these, 13 resigned, while the others retired or transferred out of the service. In 2005, too, there were 13 resignations.
The two other administrative service officers in Mr Chiu's batch resigned after completing their bond — one left for the private sector while the other became an academic.
He acknowledges that in many cases, people leave because the money is better in the private sector. "But when people leave it is not always about the money," he said. "It is a big consideration, but it isn't everything."
For one, it needs a special kind of passion and patience to remain in the administrative service. It is like royal priesthood: Not everyone is cut out for it, former civil service chief Sim Kee Boon once said.
More immediately, almost every administrative service officer — typically a high-flying, high-achiever in his early 30s — reaches a career crossroad, usually after serving out his bond.
It has just been revealed, for example, that 43-year-old Mr Ravi Menon will take over as Second Permanent Secretary in the Ministry of Trade and Industry from July 1. The high-flyer candidly admitted that when he first started out, he had intended to use the civil service as a stepping stone. "Every now and then I would have these musings about trying out something in the private sector," he said.
What kept him back? Mr Menon told Channel NewsAsia that while the private sector was exciting, "whenever I go through that, I invariably come to the conclusion that no, maybe I'll stay back a little longer because this is meaningful work".
The question is whether everyone is equipped to deal with the public sector's unique challenge.
As a junior civil servant more than 20 years ago, a young Mr Chan Soo Sen, then with the Ministry of Defence, recalls that he put up some proposals on National Service.
His boss thanked him for his hard work, but eventually chose not to approve any of his ideas. But over the next ten years — even after he had left the Ministry — many of his proposals were eventually implemented, one by one.
"The policies were then all announced by other people. I was not involved anymore, but there was the satisfaction of knowing I was the one who drafted the idea and seeing it have an impact on others," said Mr Chan, now 50,who served in the elite administrative service before joining politics and eventually moving to the private sector last year.
He acknowledges that not everyone can handle rejection so easily, he said. And the unique constraints of civil service could prompt some to seek their destiny elsewhere.
Interestingly, instead of trying to block out the "temptation" of the private sector, the Government posts some of its administrative officers to private sector companies on attachment. Some never come back. Those that do are more committed than ever, said Mr Chan.
MP Lee Bee Wah, herself a former administrative service officer who left to start her own company when she was in her 30s, told 938Live recently: "If we don't do anything about it now, we'll lose more capable civil servants."
As Mr Chiu said, it is not just the money ... - /sh
Thursday, March 29, 2007
united nations
i will not say i was shocked.
I will not say i was surprised.
Like i have said time and time again,
Two monkeys do not make a country perfect much less
A bunch of monkeys
The great United nations, Should be called
The great Fart, for nothing good comes out of them
only gas that smells as bad.
the summary,
UN Watch exposes the monumental hypocrisies, terrible lies and moral inversions of the new and supposedly reformed UN Human Rights Council. Millions of victims and 191 countries ignored. Darfur atrocities outright denied. Self-proclaimed defenders of Palestinian rights -- Assad, Ahamadinejad, Khaddafi and UN expert John Dugard -- care only about scapegoating Israel. Council President Luis de Alba of Mexico responds with unprecedented announcement that he rejects the speech as "inadmissible" -- and issues a ban on any speech that similarly criticizes the council or its member states. NGO community is shocked at denial of free speech and open debate.
for your viewing pleasure and what i am referring to.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhWgZu6tcZU
I will not say i was surprised.
Like i have said time and time again,
Two monkeys do not make a country perfect much less
A bunch of monkeys
The great United nations, Should be called
The great Fart, for nothing good comes out of them
only gas that smells as bad.
the summary,
UN Watch exposes the monumental hypocrisies, terrible lies and moral inversions of the new and supposedly reformed UN Human Rights Council. Millions of victims and 191 countries ignored. Darfur atrocities outright denied. Self-proclaimed defenders of Palestinian rights -- Assad, Ahamadinejad, Khaddafi and UN expert John Dugard -- care only about scapegoating Israel. Council President Luis de Alba of Mexico responds with unprecedented announcement that he rejects the speech as "inadmissible" -- and issues a ban on any speech that similarly criticizes the council or its member states. NGO community is shocked at denial of free speech and open debate.
for your viewing pleasure and what i am referring to.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhWgZu6tcZU
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
A little about My self
My cats , my inspiration.
No perspiration.
Simplicity of life.
Two monkeys do not equate to
a changed world.
Two cats equate to a
changed man.
Learnt, patience....ok still learning...
Gained acceptance, Does
not matter if i smell, Does
not matter if i fart.
Accepted, Plain
acceptance.
No arrogance from
them. They forgive
in an instant.
They have no seeds of jealousy.
They live.
They sleep carefree.
Unlike us monkeys.
We think we live.
We believe we have lived.
We villagers are so close and yet so far.
We do not refrain from nefarious activities.
Two spankings do not change us.
A kind word we ignore.
Maybe it is time for drastic measures
Time to burn their lungis and chaddis (sarongs and underwears)
Shave their pits and tie their nuts !
This monkey will try.
I REJECT YOU
I have kept quiet for far too long.
We the Villagers of the world have done nothing, for too long.
see this :-
http://www.facefacts.sg/
this adverts started coming out recently and they disturbed me.
they Angered me so.
I WILL NOT TOLERATE THESE MONKEYS ANY LONGER.
I stopped reading the papers since the age of 16.
When i Did i Skipped Most of it.
Because they upset me.
I identified more with the ass of a baboon then i did as a man.
They Prophecised doom.
Suffering.
Money, career, Money, power, was all they talked about.
So much So that i became a nervous Wreck.
If there was a lighthouse in the sea of the the modern economy, i Did not see it.
For I was already Sunk.
I was never good enough.
I could never study hard enough.
So much so that everything i did amounted to two nuts belonging to
a Chimp.
I was effectively reduced to a peanut without a shell.
I was scum
A bottom feeder.
To all these Apes Out there in the world like the ones mentioned above, I say
Thou Will not make a monkey out of me.
My red ass will not be spanked by you any further( wife excluded hehehe, ahem!!)
This was but an example.
Around the world, the world of commerce and Politics has Manipulated us, till we no longer see the light ( no not sunglasses).
They have made apes out of all of us, From the pharmaceutical companies to the man on the street peddling underwear's.
We are beautiful villagers, we want peace, we want to love and be loved .we want to die in the arms/paws of our loved ones/dogs,cats, porn etc.
I want to be free.
I Reject you.
I reject your commercial hoopla.
I reject your claims that the world is in danger from terrorists. for i know now
that you are the terrorist.
I reject your branding.
I Reject The 5cs ( cash,car, Condo, contraceptives and Christmas)
I reject your economy
I will no longer be bent and folded like a mat by your will.
I reject your Politics.
I reject your Laws that take my freedom of choice away.
Last of all, I reject you.
For i am no ape.
I am a man.
And today I live.
eeerrrmmm......playstation doesn't count.
We the Villagers of the world have done nothing, for too long.
see this :-
http://www.facefacts.sg/
this adverts started coming out recently and they disturbed me.
they Angered me so.
I WILL NOT TOLERATE THESE MONKEYS ANY LONGER.
I stopped reading the papers since the age of 16.
When i Did i Skipped Most of it.
Because they upset me.
I identified more with the ass of a baboon then i did as a man.
They Prophecised doom.
Suffering.
Money, career, Money, power, was all they talked about.
So much So that i became a nervous Wreck.
If there was a lighthouse in the sea of the the modern economy, i Did not see it.
For I was already Sunk.
I was never good enough.
I could never study hard enough.
So much so that everything i did amounted to two nuts belonging to
a Chimp.
I was effectively reduced to a peanut without a shell.
I was scum
A bottom feeder.
To all these Apes Out there in the world like the ones mentioned above, I say
Thou Will not make a monkey out of me.
My red ass will not be spanked by you any further( wife excluded hehehe, ahem!!)
This was but an example.
Around the world, the world of commerce and Politics has Manipulated us, till we no longer see the light ( no not sunglasses).
They have made apes out of all of us, From the pharmaceutical companies to the man on the street peddling underwear's.
We are beautiful villagers, we want peace, we want to love and be loved .we want to die in the arms/paws of our loved ones/dogs,cats, porn etc.
I want to be free.
I Reject you.
I reject your commercial hoopla.
I reject your claims that the world is in danger from terrorists. for i know now
that you are the terrorist.
I reject your branding.
I Reject The 5cs ( cash,car, Condo, contraceptives and Christmas)
I reject your economy
I will no longer be bent and folded like a mat by your will.
I reject your Politics.
I reject your Laws that take my freedom of choice away.
Last of all, I reject you.
For i am no ape.
I am a man.
And today I live.
eeerrrmmm......playstation doesn't count.
"routine" scratching of my bottom
referring to this:-
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/070327/1/47j8i.html
Wednesday March 28, 4:49 AM
Britain threatens to raise stakes in Iran standoff
British Prime Minister Tony Blair warned Iran on Tuesday that a row over 15 detained sailors could enter a "different phase" if they were not freed soon, remarks which Tehran condemned as provocative.
Foreign Secretary Margaret Beckett meanwhile cut short a visit to Turkey in order to report to parliament Wednesday, having hit a dead end in talks with her Iranian counterpart Manouchehr Mottaki.
Blair earlier cautioned Iran that he was not prepared to see the naval personnel held with "no justification whatever."
His official spokesman said London was not looking to escalate the stand-off and would prefer a diplomatic solution, insisting that Britain was not considering military action or throwing out Iran's ambassador.
Blair said Britain was trying to "pursue this through the diplomatic channels and make the Iranian government understand these people have to be released."
"If not, then this will move into a different phase," he added in an interview with GMTV television.
However in Tehran, Iranian foreign ministry spokesman Mohammad Ali Hosseini denounced the British remarks.
"The media campaigns and provocative ... remarks regarding the violation of Iranian territorial waters by the British sailors are doing nothing to help settle the affair," he said.
"The British service personnel entered Iranian waters illegally and the case will follow its legal and judicial course."
Hosseini said that British diplomats would be able to meet the 15, who include a woman, once investigators had completed questioning them about what they had been doing in Iranian waters.
Beckett's return so soon after speaking to Tehran reflected the mounting concern over the standoff, as Iran rejects growing international calls to free the sailors who were detained last Friday.
She said she had decided to return to London after speaking on the telephone with Mottaki, saying that it appeared that there had been no progress in resolving the issues.
A Foreign Office spokesman said Beckett "spoke in very robust terms" with Mottaki.
"She indicated that the British government will continue to pressurise the Iranian government on all these points."
Britain, supported by Iraq, insists that the naval personnel were conducting "routine" anti-smuggling operations in Iraqi waters Friday when they were seized at gunpoint in the Shatt al-Arab waterway in the north of the Gulf.
Iran says they entered its territorial waters illegally.
Pressed on what a "different phase" of the dispute might involve, Blair said: "Well, we will just have to see.
"But what they should understand is that we cannot have a situation where our servicemen and women are seized when actually they are in Iraqi waters under a United Nations mandate, patrolling perfectly rightly and in accordance with that mandate, and then effectively captured and taken to Iran."
Blair said that the sailors' welfare was paramount.
"There is absolutely no justification whatever for holding them," he added.
Blair's spokesman said London was "utterly certain" that the sailors were in Iraqi waters.
"So far, we haven't made explicit why we know that because we don't want to escalate this.
"We don't want to do that too soon because we prefer to have this ... resolved quietly."
But he added: "We may come to the stage where we have to become more explicit about why we know this."
Citing unnamed sources, the BBC said the crew were being grilled at a Revolutionary Guards base in Tehran to find out if they were on an intelligence-gathering mission.
The investigation involved examining tracking equipment to determine exactly where the sailors were seized.
The European Union has demanded the sailors' release and the United States has expressed its "concern and outrage."
The German foreign ministry said on Tuesday it had called in the Iranian ambassador to Berlin and reiterated a demand for the immediate release of the naval personnel.
The crisis over the detentions comes as concerns also rise over Iran's disputed nuclear programme.
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it seems that the great "U.S of A" has started a new game of shoot thy neighbour. first it was WMD or Weapons of mass destruction for the uninitiated in IRAQ. now its IRAN. Going down the Alphabetical list it seems.
Since the UN is not going anywhere with their usual "WE CONDEMN" or "We Strongly Condemn" stance, the USA and Britain( The Great U.S of A's lap dog) has come up with this new ploy.
Don't get me wrong, i do not support Iran's dodgy Politics nor do i condone their nefarious activities as the "great leaders would put it".
But seriously, How routine is their "routine" anti smuggling operations? Are they sooo detailed in their security operations? Come on people. the "enemy is in Iraq right? So what were they doing outside of Iraq? When you get a problem Don't we work inside out instead of outside in as the Great "Royals" would have us believe?
I know it is tough now, what with the "democracy" trend and what not .It is difficult not to invade other countries and make them slaves but seriously, this?
Like hell we believe you were doing routine "gardening" with poor old innocent "gardeners" when Big Bad khomeini came and swatted you like bugs with his mighty holy Turban.
Poor Poor yo0u.
You make me wanna puke all the curry i had for lunch , puke everything out till liquid pappadom and pickle ooze out of my Pits.
Nice ploy, Bravo, good stuff. We all know you maggots are waiting to invade Iran, It is only a matter of time.
And while we are berating you i would like to Congratulate the Bloody Iran for fucking up the world. Just like A pot calling the kettle black. Iran is a stigma on Islam.
You, Iran have a shitty history, perpendicular with the nutcase Germany's hitler.
You wake up one day and decide to eradicate civilization as we know it so as to mould it into A diseased society which you call perfect.
sheesh, grow up .
My solution, Take the states,Britain, UN, Iran, and the communist koreans and cook them. Problem solved. Shitty Governments with a warped up sense of "justice". I bet my Poop will smell better even then.
*Now, wheres my blender*.........
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/070327/1/47j8i.html
Wednesday March 28, 4:49 AM
Britain threatens to raise stakes in Iran standoff
British Prime Minister Tony Blair warned Iran on Tuesday that a row over 15 detained sailors could enter a "different phase" if they were not freed soon, remarks which Tehran condemned as provocative.
Foreign Secretary Margaret Beckett meanwhile cut short a visit to Turkey in order to report to parliament Wednesday, having hit a dead end in talks with her Iranian counterpart Manouchehr Mottaki.
Blair earlier cautioned Iran that he was not prepared to see the naval personnel held with "no justification whatever."
His official spokesman said London was not looking to escalate the stand-off and would prefer a diplomatic solution, insisting that Britain was not considering military action or throwing out Iran's ambassador.
Blair said Britain was trying to "pursue this through the diplomatic channels and make the Iranian government understand these people have to be released."
"If not, then this will move into a different phase," he added in an interview with GMTV television.
However in Tehran, Iranian foreign ministry spokesman Mohammad Ali Hosseini denounced the British remarks.
"The media campaigns and provocative ... remarks regarding the violation of Iranian territorial waters by the British sailors are doing nothing to help settle the affair," he said.
"The British service personnel entered Iranian waters illegally and the case will follow its legal and judicial course."
Hosseini said that British diplomats would be able to meet the 15, who include a woman, once investigators had completed questioning them about what they had been doing in Iranian waters.
Beckett's return so soon after speaking to Tehran reflected the mounting concern over the standoff, as Iran rejects growing international calls to free the sailors who were detained last Friday.
She said she had decided to return to London after speaking on the telephone with Mottaki, saying that it appeared that there had been no progress in resolving the issues.
A Foreign Office spokesman said Beckett "spoke in very robust terms" with Mottaki.
"She indicated that the British government will continue to pressurise the Iranian government on all these points."
Britain, supported by Iraq, insists that the naval personnel were conducting "routine" anti-smuggling operations in Iraqi waters Friday when they were seized at gunpoint in the Shatt al-Arab waterway in the north of the Gulf.
Iran says they entered its territorial waters illegally.
Pressed on what a "different phase" of the dispute might involve, Blair said: "Well, we will just have to see.
"But what they should understand is that we cannot have a situation where our servicemen and women are seized when actually they are in Iraqi waters under a United Nations mandate, patrolling perfectly rightly and in accordance with that mandate, and then effectively captured and taken to Iran."
Blair said that the sailors' welfare was paramount.
"There is absolutely no justification whatever for holding them," he added.
Blair's spokesman said London was "utterly certain" that the sailors were in Iraqi waters.
"So far, we haven't made explicit why we know that because we don't want to escalate this.
"We don't want to do that too soon because we prefer to have this ... resolved quietly."
But he added: "We may come to the stage where we have to become more explicit about why we know this."
Citing unnamed sources, the BBC said the crew were being grilled at a Revolutionary Guards base in Tehran to find out if they were on an intelligence-gathering mission.
The investigation involved examining tracking equipment to determine exactly where the sailors were seized.
The European Union has demanded the sailors' release and the United States has expressed its "concern and outrage."
The German foreign ministry said on Tuesday it had called in the Iranian ambassador to Berlin and reiterated a demand for the immediate release of the naval personnel.
The crisis over the detentions comes as concerns also rise over Iran's disputed nuclear programme.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
it seems that the great "U.S of A" has started a new game of shoot thy neighbour. first it was WMD or Weapons of mass destruction for the uninitiated in IRAQ. now its IRAN. Going down the Alphabetical list it seems.
Since the UN is not going anywhere with their usual "WE CONDEMN" or "We Strongly Condemn" stance, the USA and Britain( The Great U.S of A's lap dog) has come up with this new ploy.
Don't get me wrong, i do not support Iran's dodgy Politics nor do i condone their nefarious activities as the "great leaders would put it".
But seriously, How routine is their "routine" anti smuggling operations? Are they sooo detailed in their security operations? Come on people. the "enemy is in Iraq right? So what were they doing outside of Iraq? When you get a problem Don't we work inside out instead of outside in as the Great "Royals" would have us believe?
I know it is tough now, what with the "democracy" trend and what not .It is difficult not to invade other countries and make them slaves but seriously, this?
Like hell we believe you were doing routine "gardening" with poor old innocent "gardeners" when Big Bad khomeini came and swatted you like bugs with his mighty holy Turban.
Poor Poor yo0u.
You make me wanna puke all the curry i had for lunch , puke everything out till liquid pappadom and pickle ooze out of my Pits.
Nice ploy, Bravo, good stuff. We all know you maggots are waiting to invade Iran, It is only a matter of time.
And while we are berating you i would like to Congratulate the Bloody Iran for fucking up the world. Just like A pot calling the kettle black. Iran is a stigma on Islam.
You, Iran have a shitty history, perpendicular with the nutcase Germany's hitler.
You wake up one day and decide to eradicate civilization as we know it so as to mould it into A diseased society which you call perfect.
sheesh, grow up .
My solution, Take the states,Britain, UN, Iran, and the communist koreans and cook them. Problem solved. Shitty Governments with a warped up sense of "justice". I bet my Poop will smell better even then.
*Now, wheres my blender*.........
Friday, March 16, 2007
GAY guys and HOTMALE
GAY guys and HOTMALE huh?
well, "gay guys", is my issue here and "HOTMALE" eeerrmmm just something that has to do with my "hotmail" account that dogs me occasionally..."ahem"...
Homosexuality is an open secret here in singapore.
Meaning , IT IS ILLEGAL!
what it means to me , ITS illegal to be a "HOMO" and "sexual" (NO disrespect meant, gay guys)
Two separate words, Let me expand further on this.
We have gay clubs here, gay forums, gay people and other really happy people.
Now, they are constantly campaigning to abolish this Persecution by the Govt.
My words to them?
Come on guys , its illegal for two consenting heterosexual adults to engage in Oral sex ( Yes , really!!, and no i don't mean phone sex.....perverts).
IT IS ILLEGAL.
We have more important things here than your little problem.
The Govt has heard you! ( no, not the moaning)
So whats more important here??
Homosexuality or Oral sex?!!
Answer - ORAL SEX!!
You have your clubs and what not, i have nothing here!
Join the queue, i was here first, you greedy little fairy slut you.
well, "gay guys", is my issue here and "HOTMALE" eeerrmmm just something that has to do with my "hotmail" account that dogs me occasionally..."ahem"...
Homosexuality is an open secret here in singapore.
Meaning , IT IS ILLEGAL!
what it means to me , ITS illegal to be a "HOMO" and "sexual" (NO disrespect meant, gay guys)
Two separate words, Let me expand further on this.
We have gay clubs here, gay forums, gay people and other really happy people.
Now, they are constantly campaigning to abolish this Persecution by the Govt.
My words to them?
Come on guys , its illegal for two consenting heterosexual adults to engage in Oral sex ( Yes , really!!, and no i don't mean phone sex.....perverts).
IT IS ILLEGAL.
We have more important things here than your little problem.
The Govt has heard you! ( no, not the moaning)
So whats more important here??
Homosexuality or Oral sex?!!
Answer - ORAL SEX!!
You have your clubs and what not, i have nothing here!
Join the queue, i was here first, you greedy little fairy slut you.
SECURE my two nuts with gaffer tape
Security cams.
Everywhere i go people want to poke their cameras into my unmentionables.
Poke them far and wide till my orifices pucker up.
OK, not really but you get my gist.
Train stations - filled with cameras.
Shopping centres - same story .
England - um, never mind. ( spotted dick????!! errrrr...ok)
Everywhere and anywhere, where anybody is somebody, you will find cameras.
No wonder, looking back at the state of world affairs today, i feel safe only in the toilet. Never mind the smell.
Never mind the poop lining the walls of public place of business. Lay it on me, i say.
i feel safe there.
Paint me brown and call me twinkie.
Who caused this Phobic craze to spiral out of proportions? don't know. Israelis? Osama the nut job?( come on man! who lives in a cave?), the big "U.S of A"? (NOTE the sarcasm), or the vegetable seller you passed by on the way to work?
Doesn't matter ( everybody has a theory nowadays) , what matters is that IT IS INSANE!
Right now, what i do suspect, is that, "Terror" is a marketing campaign orchestrated by the "Big Ol U.S of A" !
My solution to world peace, POINT these same cameras at ONLY 4 Locations and there you have it. Safe world, Cheaper everything and Governments of the rest of the world will sleep in peace.
THE 4 LOCATIONS
1. Point the camera at the white house
2. Pentagon
3. Every American embassy around the world
4. Up bad Bush's Orifice (s)
Problem solved. Keep these jokers under scrutiny instead. The American villagers will finally have a chance to Breathe as well.
tune in to cnn folks,
Its another day and it seems a new show is on.
The Return of BAD BUSH and his antics
Everywhere i go people want to poke their cameras into my unmentionables.
Poke them far and wide till my orifices pucker up.
OK, not really but you get my gist.
Train stations - filled with cameras.
Shopping centres - same story .
England - um, never mind. ( spotted dick????!! errrrr...ok)
Everywhere and anywhere, where anybody is somebody, you will find cameras.
No wonder, looking back at the state of world affairs today, i feel safe only in the toilet. Never mind the smell.
Never mind the poop lining the walls of public place of business. Lay it on me, i say.
i feel safe there.
Paint me brown and call me twinkie.
Who caused this Phobic craze to spiral out of proportions? don't know. Israelis? Osama the nut job?( come on man! who lives in a cave?), the big "U.S of A"? (NOTE the sarcasm), or the vegetable seller you passed by on the way to work?
Doesn't matter ( everybody has a theory nowadays) , what matters is that IT IS INSANE!
Right now, what i do suspect, is that, "Terror" is a marketing campaign orchestrated by the "Big Ol U.S of A" !
My solution to world peace, POINT these same cameras at ONLY 4 Locations and there you have it. Safe world, Cheaper everything and Governments of the rest of the world will sleep in peace.
THE 4 LOCATIONS
1. Point the camera at the white house
2. Pentagon
3. Every American embassy around the world
4. Up bad Bush's Orifice (s)
Problem solved. Keep these jokers under scrutiny instead. The American villagers will finally have a chance to Breathe as well.
tune in to cnn folks,
Its another day and it seems a new show is on.
The Return of BAD BUSH and his antics
Thursday, March 15, 2007
money talks like a shoe
Why does money change people?
Sounds like a "bitchin" and "whinin" article huh?
It is not. Read on.
Went shopping today and to cut the story short, i ended up at a
shoe store with the wife.
My attention was diverted to this family of four.
Mom and dad and two teenagers.
They looked like an average family at first glance but for some tell tale signs Which gave them away as people with money.( i'm not exactly starving myself but definitely not rich).
Mom had an Louis vuitton bag and dad had this snobbish, nose in the air look.
Kids were trying on a few pairs of sneakers ( they finally settled on an expensive looking one).
The point of the story is, WHY??
Why?? in gods/Osama/jesus etc name would people want to buy expensive sneakers for growing kids?
I had lousy canvas shoes when i was young ( maybe why i didn't become an olympian as "nike" and others like it would like you to believe)and my feet survived.
That was not all, the mom behaved like as if she could buy the whole store and dad looked "coooolly" on while his family was having a great discussion about the sneaker.
My words to them.
ONE - IT IS JUST A SHOE!
TWO - GO SUCK MY BIG HAIRY TOE AND CALL ME DADDY.
THREE - MAY THESE KIDS GROW UP AND THROW THOSE SAME SNEAKERS AT YOU WHEN YOU GROW OLD.
FOUR - Leave them be, they are just kids, if they know no hardship now when will they learn compassion?
COMPASSION only for the poor, rich don't have it.
Parting shot - SUCK MY TOE YOU RICH UNSCRUPULOUS BABBOONS AND MAY GOD TURN YOU INTO A PILE OF DOG POOPY!!!
Sounds like a "bitchin" and "whinin" article huh?
It is not. Read on.
Went shopping today and to cut the story short, i ended up at a
shoe store with the wife.
My attention was diverted to this family of four.
Mom and dad and two teenagers.
They looked like an average family at first glance but for some tell tale signs Which gave them away as people with money.( i'm not exactly starving myself but definitely not rich).
Mom had an Louis vuitton bag and dad had this snobbish, nose in the air look.
Kids were trying on a few pairs of sneakers ( they finally settled on an expensive looking one).
The point of the story is, WHY??
Why?? in gods/Osama/jesus etc name would people want to buy expensive sneakers for growing kids?
I had lousy canvas shoes when i was young ( maybe why i didn't become an olympian as "nike" and others like it would like you to believe)and my feet survived.
That was not all, the mom behaved like as if she could buy the whole store and dad looked "coooolly" on while his family was having a great discussion about the sneaker.
My words to them.
ONE - IT IS JUST A SHOE!
TWO - GO SUCK MY BIG HAIRY TOE AND CALL ME DADDY.
THREE - MAY THESE KIDS GROW UP AND THROW THOSE SAME SNEAKERS AT YOU WHEN YOU GROW OLD.
FOUR - Leave them be, they are just kids, if they know no hardship now when will they learn compassion?
COMPASSION only for the poor, rich don't have it.
Parting shot - SUCK MY TOE YOU RICH UNSCRUPULOUS BABBOONS AND MAY GOD TURN YOU INTO A PILE OF DOG POOPY!!!
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Seaweed on the shoulders
" Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results".
General George S. Patton - Leading US field Commander of WW2
No wonder Clinton had a "menage Trois" with his intern, Himself and the Israeli Prime minister.
For those few clueless and (innocent) Villagers :-
He had a secret "under the table "oral" conversation with his intern and at the same time had a conversation on the phone With then Prime minister of Israel about "big" missiles.
Democracy literally went the way of the "orifice", if the General had it his way wonder what he would have done.
No wonder Americans are a confused lot, for Clinton sure as hell managed to surprise everyone.
Fine Results Clinton old boy!!
Let's see What BAD BUSH does , I sure can't wait!
General George S. Patton - Leading US field Commander of WW2
No wonder Clinton had a "menage Trois" with his intern, Himself and the Israeli Prime minister.
For those few clueless and (innocent) Villagers :-
He had a secret "under the table "oral" conversation with his intern and at the same time had a conversation on the phone With then Prime minister of Israel about "big" missiles.
Democracy literally went the way of the "orifice", if the General had it his way wonder what he would have done.
No wonder Americans are a confused lot, for Clinton sure as hell managed to surprise everyone.
Fine Results Clinton old boy!!
Let's see What BAD BUSH does , I sure can't wait!
Monday, March 12, 2007
oh dear single guys...
why does it so often happen to us...
why??
why!!!
or is it a global phenomenon??
why isit that girls get stared at no matter who they are with...
and guys get stared at only when they single...
why??
why!!!
cant handsome young men like us just be left as we are...
though im thankful that God made me a tad more better looking than the average hunk off the street who swears he isnt gay but freqents that gay store"newurban#$le"
(but in truth,u noe pretty well he is)
now now,,
please do not be led into thinking im one of them cos judging by the number of stares
i get on the train ,
the bus,
the cab...(ah pek jealous lah)
im beginning to feel
a little uneasy...
well to set things straight...
im not gay...
though i am that i am not
i certainly am single ...
and pleased to inform...
unavailable...
...............................................
getting back to where we were...
...............................................
i get stared at....
macam nak cocok mata they all....
(i feel like shoving something into their beady eyes)
make them blind .........
im not naked or anything ....
even if i were ,
the auntie selling sayur at the pasar also wont be interested....
(dont believe i said that)
all you see is hairy indian prancing around....
naturally clothed
hahahah...
.......................................................
my point ??
(you might ask)
........................................................
leave us above-average-handsome-looking-hunks-who-claim-to-want-to-remain-single-alone
.......................................................
i get stared at everyday...
take today for example....
in the train.....
on the way home....
im struggling with my humongous bag and im greeted with stalkers......
lady opposite me staring....
lady on my left looking.....
girl on my right keeps on looking...
(im aware im good looking)
horror of horrors......
as im basking in my new found fame...
i spot this teeny weeny cute "lao ah soh"
checking me out...
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
arrrrghhhhhh!!!!!!!!
i get off the train at the next stop....
(sorry ladies)
hahahaha.....
and U!!!
AUNTIE!!!!
YES YOU!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
mum better not noe anything till i drop bomb k?
if not ??? jaga u!!
hahaha
..................................
(like its gonna work)
.................................
haiz....i guess us handsome hunks
excluding some who are married....
just have to get used to it all....
why??
why!!!
or is it a global phenomenon??
why isit that girls get stared at no matter who they are with...
and guys get stared at only when they single...
why??
why!!!
cant handsome young men like us just be left as we are...
though im thankful that God made me a tad more better looking than the average hunk off the street who swears he isnt gay but freqents that gay store"newurban#$le"
(but in truth,u noe pretty well he is)
now now,,
please do not be led into thinking im one of them cos judging by the number of stares
i get on the train ,
the bus,
the cab...(ah pek jealous lah)
im beginning to feel
a little uneasy...
well to set things straight...
im not gay...
though i am that i am not
i certainly am single ...
and pleased to inform...
unavailable...
...............................................
getting back to where we were...
...............................................
i get stared at....
macam nak cocok mata they all....
(i feel like shoving something into their beady eyes)
make them blind .........
im not naked or anything ....
even if i were ,
the auntie selling sayur at the pasar also wont be interested....
(dont believe i said that)
all you see is hairy indian prancing around....
naturally clothed
hahahah...
.......................................................
my point ??
(you might ask)
........................................................
leave us above-average-handsome-looking-hunks-who-claim-to-want-to-remain-single-alone
.......................................................
i get stared at everyday...
take today for example....
in the train.....
on the way home....
im struggling with my humongous bag and im greeted with stalkers......
lady opposite me staring....
lady on my left looking.....
girl on my right keeps on looking...
(im aware im good looking)
horror of horrors......
as im basking in my new found fame...
i spot this teeny weeny cute "lao ah soh"
checking me out...
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
arrrrghhhhhh!!!!!!!!
i get off the train at the next stop....
(sorry ladies)
hahahaha.....
and U!!!
AUNTIE!!!!
YES YOU!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
mum better not noe anything till i drop bomb k?
if not ??? jaga u!!
hahaha
..................................
(like its gonna work)
.................................
haiz....i guess us handsome hunks
excluding some who are married....
just have to get used to it all....
Sunday, March 11, 2007
Progress?
We as human beings are an obsessive lot.
Growth, progress, riches, knowledge and the list goes on.
Nothing else seems to matter.
So, dear villagers, are we a foolish bunch?
Singapore is a prime example of how things grow.
God has given us a chance to learn from other peoples mistakes.
This country was started by immigrants whilst the natives were debating about hang tuah's very existence.
Nevertheless, we grew and grew.
So much so that once the Old economy had decayed and bottomed out a new
cycle began.
With the new economy, once again singapore's very foundations are being relaid by the new Immigrants that we love to loathe.
They are doing the work whilst we have joined the earlier natives in their discussions about Hang tuah's legends.
While we talk, they work, whilst we ridicule them, they work.
Nature at work.
Renewing itself.
That is life .
we will leave none too soon and then when we do, these new immigrants would see themselves
at the same place where we stood before.
Sir stamford raffles's statue would be covered in bird poop but singapore will go on.
Maybe it is about acceptance, maybe not, i do not really know.
But one thing i do see is the regression of society.
Its culture being systematically erased.
Just look at the older civilisations.
We don't have to go far, just look at Peru.
They started off as dirty little rascals.
No matter how dirty they got in their fields, they did not really have any other problems.
Kids skipped school, to go and play.
Girls were married off...and it goes on.
So what happened?
look at them now.
Successful ?, richer?
Not really, the richer they got the poorer they became.
The entire society has collapsed.
A result of ? democracy? freedom? Free economy?
Looks like, we in singapore, are better off.
If it's the dustbins that i will find myself in my old age, then so be it.
If getting pushed in the congested trains is what i will expect in my future, then so be it.
It can't be as bad as we think.
i probably will not be able to buy that $100,000 watch but i will be able to afford that million dollar sleep.
Sleep baby sleep,
Its not that bad after all.
Growth, progress, riches, knowledge and the list goes on.
Nothing else seems to matter.
So, dear villagers, are we a foolish bunch?
Singapore is a prime example of how things grow.
God has given us a chance to learn from other peoples mistakes.
This country was started by immigrants whilst the natives were debating about hang tuah's very existence.
Nevertheless, we grew and grew.
So much so that once the Old economy had decayed and bottomed out a new
cycle began.
With the new economy, once again singapore's very foundations are being relaid by the new Immigrants that we love to loathe.
They are doing the work whilst we have joined the earlier natives in their discussions about Hang tuah's legends.
While we talk, they work, whilst we ridicule them, they work.
Nature at work.
Renewing itself.
That is life .
we will leave none too soon and then when we do, these new immigrants would see themselves
at the same place where we stood before.
Sir stamford raffles's statue would be covered in bird poop but singapore will go on.
Maybe it is about acceptance, maybe not, i do not really know.
But one thing i do see is the regression of society.
Its culture being systematically erased.
Just look at the older civilisations.
We don't have to go far, just look at Peru.
They started off as dirty little rascals.
No matter how dirty they got in their fields, they did not really have any other problems.
Kids skipped school, to go and play.
Girls were married off...and it goes on.
So what happened?
look at them now.
Successful ?, richer?
Not really, the richer they got the poorer they became.
The entire society has collapsed.
A result of ? democracy? freedom? Free economy?
Looks like, we in singapore, are better off.
If it's the dustbins that i will find myself in my old age, then so be it.
If getting pushed in the congested trains is what i will expect in my future, then so be it.
It can't be as bad as we think.
i probably will not be able to buy that $100,000 watch but i will be able to afford that million dollar sleep.
Sleep baby sleep,
Its not that bad after all.
something close to my dustbin
check this out,
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/070310/5/singapore263041.html
Saturday March 10, 8:17 PM
Govt will help the poor but many helping hands still needed: Dr Balakrishnan
SINGAPORE: The government will continue to help the poor, says Community Development, Youth and Sports Minister Dr Vivian Balakrishnan, but many other helping hands are still needed. Dr Balakrishnan believes a more holistic approach can better help this group stand on their own feet.
His comments came after Members of Parliament responded to the slew of help measures announced on Thursday.
MPs did not hold back when they spoke passionately about how more can be done to help the needy.
One MP asked a pointed question on whether increasing the Public Assistance or PA allowance by a mere $30 a month to $290 is sufficient.
"My single constituents told me that they needed to skip one meal a day to live on the $260 per month and now, MCYS is going to give them one dollar more a day but one dollar a day will not be able to buy them one meal a day in any hawker centre," said Dr Lily Neo, MP, Jalan Besar GRC.
Dr Balakrishnan responded, "There will always be arguments on whether a sum we've decided is enough or not and as I've said yesterday, frankly one limiting factor must be the sum that we give through public assistance cannot be so generous as to erode the work ethic."
The Minister said the grassroots organisations and voluntary welfare groups can also lend a helping hand to those in need.
Dr Neo said, "Then am I to understand that MCYS cannot provide adequately for the most vulnerable group of our society and that PA recipients must go and seek help from others?"
"We will always need the many helping hands model, not because the government is broke. We can always do more, we can always raise GST but that's not the tone of the society that we are trying to create. What I'm designing is a system in which public assistance can and should be complemented by other sources of help," said Dr Balakrishnan.
Dr Balakrishnan added that the system was set up with a certain amount of tension - and it has been a healthy tension.
That said, Dr Balakrishnan stressed that despite a strict criteria on assistance schemes, no Singaporean needs to starve or be deprived of shelter.
And when some MPs informed him that certain helplines were not working or that policies can be more flexible to help the needy, Dr Balakrishnan invited members to call and give him feedback directly. - CNA/yy
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear Sir,
lets get over this helping our people thing. I might believe what you are saying, You might believe what you are saying. Errr What are we saying ????
Seriously, main question here is who are we really helping?
One wise man once said, Give food to the hungry and he will eat for a day, teach him to earn his own keep and he will launch his own IPO( or something like that).
My point, Have you checked your vicinity yet?
No?
Ok lets get out of orchard and lets get to the heartlands( the other heartlands, Plaza singapura does not count).
Fellow singaporeans , at a glance , it would seem that they have hit pay dirt!
Yes Pay dirt.
DIRT, keyword.
Seen an increase in "freelancing miners"?
No?
let me be blatantly clear.
OUR SENIORS (no not Senior minister, bless the old chap) rummaging through dustbins in an attempt to salvage a few cans.
I know that the price of aluminium has increased but this is ridiculous!
I mean i cannot even enjoy my drink in peace.
I practically had to wrestle and do a WWF styled slam on this one chap who attempted to grab my coke can from my hands the minute i got it out of the vending machine!
Come on guys , something needs to be done about them.
I mean can't a decent guy even enjoy a drink in peace nowadays?
And now you want to give them an extra dollar?
They will just grow stronger.
What if they get unionised??!!
Keep the dollar i say.
Educate them.
Teach them.
Maybe Begging would be good.
Ooops sorry, i meant busking.
How bout increasing the quota on tissue sellers????
Now they are a decent bunch.
At least they do not grab your cans.
Yup that is definitely a good idea.
Really, i am not to blame if i have to wrestle another chap to the ground.
I love my sugary, fizzy drinks.
Keep the extra dollar , really , you might need it someday when you are old and your children abandon you in the name of "more good years".
oh and by the way you mentioned at the end of the statement , to call you directly?
eeeerrrmmmm.......
anyone know how??
Bloddy mangkuks!!....not you sir, i meant the karang guni men/women.
May they never get unionised.
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/070310/5/singapore263041.html
Saturday March 10, 8:17 PM
Govt will help the poor but many helping hands still needed: Dr Balakrishnan
SINGAPORE: The government will continue to help the poor, says Community Development, Youth and Sports Minister Dr Vivian Balakrishnan, but many other helping hands are still needed. Dr Balakrishnan believes a more holistic approach can better help this group stand on their own feet.
His comments came after Members of Parliament responded to the slew of help measures announced on Thursday.
MPs did not hold back when they spoke passionately about how more can be done to help the needy.
One MP asked a pointed question on whether increasing the Public Assistance or PA allowance by a mere $30 a month to $290 is sufficient.
"My single constituents told me that they needed to skip one meal a day to live on the $260 per month and now, MCYS is going to give them one dollar more a day but one dollar a day will not be able to buy them one meal a day in any hawker centre," said Dr Lily Neo, MP, Jalan Besar GRC.
Dr Balakrishnan responded, "There will always be arguments on whether a sum we've decided is enough or not and as I've said yesterday, frankly one limiting factor must be the sum that we give through public assistance cannot be so generous as to erode the work ethic."
The Minister said the grassroots organisations and voluntary welfare groups can also lend a helping hand to those in need.
Dr Neo said, "Then am I to understand that MCYS cannot provide adequately for the most vulnerable group of our society and that PA recipients must go and seek help from others?"
"We will always need the many helping hands model, not because the government is broke. We can always do more, we can always raise GST but that's not the tone of the society that we are trying to create. What I'm designing is a system in which public assistance can and should be complemented by other sources of help," said Dr Balakrishnan.
Dr Balakrishnan added that the system was set up with a certain amount of tension - and it has been a healthy tension.
That said, Dr Balakrishnan stressed that despite a strict criteria on assistance schemes, no Singaporean needs to starve or be deprived of shelter.
And when some MPs informed him that certain helplines were not working or that policies can be more flexible to help the needy, Dr Balakrishnan invited members to call and give him feedback directly. - CNA/yy
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear Sir,
lets get over this helping our people thing. I might believe what you are saying, You might believe what you are saying. Errr What are we saying ????
Seriously, main question here is who are we really helping?
One wise man once said, Give food to the hungry and he will eat for a day, teach him to earn his own keep and he will launch his own IPO( or something like that).
My point, Have you checked your vicinity yet?
No?
Ok lets get out of orchard and lets get to the heartlands( the other heartlands, Plaza singapura does not count).
Fellow singaporeans , at a glance , it would seem that they have hit pay dirt!
Yes Pay dirt.
DIRT, keyword.
Seen an increase in "freelancing miners"?
No?
let me be blatantly clear.
OUR SENIORS (no not Senior minister, bless the old chap) rummaging through dustbins in an attempt to salvage a few cans.
I know that the price of aluminium has increased but this is ridiculous!
I mean i cannot even enjoy my drink in peace.
I practically had to wrestle and do a WWF styled slam on this one chap who attempted to grab my coke can from my hands the minute i got it out of the vending machine!
Come on guys , something needs to be done about them.
I mean can't a decent guy even enjoy a drink in peace nowadays?
And now you want to give them an extra dollar?
They will just grow stronger.
What if they get unionised??!!
Keep the dollar i say.
Educate them.
Teach them.
Maybe Begging would be good.
Ooops sorry, i meant busking.
How bout increasing the quota on tissue sellers????
Now they are a decent bunch.
At least they do not grab your cans.
Yup that is definitely a good idea.
Really, i am not to blame if i have to wrestle another chap to the ground.
I love my sugary, fizzy drinks.
Keep the extra dollar , really , you might need it someday when you are old and your children abandon you in the name of "more good years".
oh and by the way you mentioned at the end of the statement , to call you directly?
eeeerrrmmmm.......
anyone know how??
Bloddy mangkuks!!....not you sir, i meant the karang guni men/women.
May they never get unionised.
Saturday, March 10, 2007
busy bush....
so have you heard...??
our friend mr bush is a busy man nowadays..
he is on a charm offensive in the south americas'
.................................
happy working mr bush...
(he's got a long way to go)
...............................
meanwhile i have more important things to pay attention to...
like getting the rolls of kek lapis off me...
i get nightmares ..........
..............................
and of course getting my bike licence is of upmost importance to me...
mum will kill me if i tell her but knowing myself...
ill most probably just drop hints that im gonna do it...
you know ....
drop the bomb subtly
and it doesnt hurt...
haiz...
bigsourgrapes did it all wrongly...
he dropped the bomb and it dropped with maximum effect ...
and the result...
a lifelong ban...
and now little wetblanket...(thats yours truly)
will attempt the impossible...
need all the prayers from you guys i can get...
but i was renamed ......
"meethi churi"
loosely translated...
sweet knife
mainly because of my mastery of buttering my way through sticky situations...
and the person infront doesnt even realise he is being slaughtered...
(to this point im confused as to what im typing)
oh nevermind ......
i hope to get my licence soon and my bike sooner considering the rising transport costs and
its dumbness to even want to get a car in tiny Singapore
COE lah, ERP lah, road tax lah, fines lah,
demerit points lah, this and that......
so much headache...plus the congestion on the roads....
atleast ill not have to worry about being late to work....
keeping in mind im a habitual latecomer...
oklah im off to mustafa....
late night shopping with the family..
our friend mr bush is a busy man nowadays..
he is on a charm offensive in the south americas'
.................................
happy working mr bush...
(he's got a long way to go)
...............................
meanwhile i have more important things to pay attention to...
like getting the rolls of kek lapis off me...
i get nightmares ..........
..............................
and of course getting my bike licence is of upmost importance to me...
mum will kill me if i tell her but knowing myself...
ill most probably just drop hints that im gonna do it...
you know ....
drop the bomb subtly
and it doesnt hurt...
haiz...
bigsourgrapes did it all wrongly...
he dropped the bomb and it dropped with maximum effect ...
and the result...
a lifelong ban...
and now little wetblanket...(thats yours truly)
will attempt the impossible...
need all the prayers from you guys i can get...
but i was renamed ......
"meethi churi"
loosely translated...
sweet knife
mainly because of my mastery of buttering my way through sticky situations...
and the person infront doesnt even realise he is being slaughtered...
(to this point im confused as to what im typing)
oh nevermind ......
i hope to get my licence soon and my bike sooner considering the rising transport costs and
its dumbness to even want to get a car in tiny Singapore
COE lah, ERP lah, road tax lah, fines lah,
demerit points lah, this and that......
so much headache...plus the congestion on the roads....
atleast ill not have to worry about being late to work....
keeping in mind im a habitual latecomer...
oklah im off to mustafa....
late night shopping with the family..
The day I realised I was hungry
I was a young boy.
A small and scrawny child.
Blessed with the legendary "skinny indian legs".
A DUMB kid.
It took me a long time to break out of my haze.
Teachers said i was a dreamer (meaning i was out of this world).
Deep Space, thats where i was, a place where no man had been before.
I was maybe about ten, standing in the kitchen just beside the fridge.
It suddenly occured to me that i was hungry!
"hungry", a word that i knew by definition but not by experience because i was too
dumb to recognize the signs.
I suddenly understood.
Thus began my eating frenzy.
I ate like there was no tomorrow.
It did not add to my weight and neither did my legs grow fatter .
Nevertheless, i ate.
Blessed be , food.
Oooohhhh nice chewy juicy food.
I ate.
Nevermind that people in other parts of the world were starving.
What did i care, all that mattered was that, i had grown up.
I hungered.
My life was peppered with these "revelations".
Just like how god came to moses, Hunger came to me.
i Grew up (or so i believe).
I saw that there were alot of people worst off than me ( despite the Govt saying otherwise).
"more good years" they said.
Nevermind that there was my neighbour, the poor sap who had it tough.
Who despite "more good years" had never seen "One good day".
Nevermind that his wife had to wash nappies because they could not afford diapers.
Life went on.
What did i care?
I realised that i was Hungry.
Oh blessed blessed be.
Anyway, then i read an article by the peoples paper, The straits times.
Dated Thursday March 8 2007
" RARE BIRD SEEN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 140 YEARs"
A wetland bird named "Large-billed reed-warbler" was found.
Thought to be extinct. ( hooray! you would think).
WRONG! instead of rejoicing, these all knowing smart scientists were arguing as to whether this was a true species or an "aberration"
Aberration!! its just a small bird !
Leave it alone !
Stop swiping, and anal probing the bird just to get its DNA.
It is a happy bird, You just confirmed that it was alive.
It could fly free now.
Not just in a haze.
It had a purpose.
It has realised that like me it hungers.
But no.
That was not to be.
The poor bird was violated.
and yes they confirmed that it was indeed what they thought it was.
"Professor Staffan Bensch of swedens Lund university, confirmed that it was a valid species"
Genius, Mr weird name, Professor stuffed Bench from curiously named University, said it was a valid species. WoW! now we know what kind of idiots the govt is spending money on. Bloody mangkuk!
Maybe i should anal probe you to confirm if indeed you are an ass!
Anyways..........we can only pray for you little bird.
Poor poor bird, hopefully you will find peace.
Just like how i found mine.
The day I realised i was hungry.
P.s "Lund", not so nice word in hindi, i would not go around calling people that if i were in India.
A small and scrawny child.
Blessed with the legendary "skinny indian legs".
A DUMB kid.
It took me a long time to break out of my haze.
Teachers said i was a dreamer (meaning i was out of this world).
Deep Space, thats where i was, a place where no man had been before.
I was maybe about ten, standing in the kitchen just beside the fridge.
It suddenly occured to me that i was hungry!
"hungry", a word that i knew by definition but not by experience because i was too
dumb to recognize the signs.
I suddenly understood.
Thus began my eating frenzy.
I ate like there was no tomorrow.
It did not add to my weight and neither did my legs grow fatter .
Nevertheless, i ate.
Blessed be , food.
Oooohhhh nice chewy juicy food.
I ate.
Nevermind that people in other parts of the world were starving.
What did i care, all that mattered was that, i had grown up.
I hungered.
My life was peppered with these "revelations".
Just like how god came to moses, Hunger came to me.
i Grew up (or so i believe).
I saw that there were alot of people worst off than me ( despite the Govt saying otherwise).
"more good years" they said.
Nevermind that there was my neighbour, the poor sap who had it tough.
Who despite "more good years" had never seen "One good day".
Nevermind that his wife had to wash nappies because they could not afford diapers.
Life went on.
What did i care?
I realised that i was Hungry.
Oh blessed blessed be.
Anyway, then i read an article by the peoples paper, The straits times.
Dated Thursday March 8 2007
" RARE BIRD SEEN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 140 YEARs"
A wetland bird named "Large-billed reed-warbler" was found.
Thought to be extinct. ( hooray! you would think).
WRONG! instead of rejoicing, these all knowing smart scientists were arguing as to whether this was a true species or an "aberration"
Aberration!! its just a small bird !
Leave it alone !
Stop swiping, and anal probing the bird just to get its DNA.
It is a happy bird, You just confirmed that it was alive.
It could fly free now.
Not just in a haze.
It had a purpose.
It has realised that like me it hungers.
But no.
That was not to be.
The poor bird was violated.
and yes they confirmed that it was indeed what they thought it was.
"Professor Staffan Bensch of swedens Lund university, confirmed that it was a valid species"
Genius, Mr weird name, Professor stuffed Bench from curiously named University, said it was a valid species. WoW! now we know what kind of idiots the govt is spending money on. Bloody mangkuk!
Maybe i should anal probe you to confirm if indeed you are an ass!
Anyways..........we can only pray for you little bird.
Poor poor bird, hopefully you will find peace.
Just like how i found mine.
The day I realised i was hungry.
P.s "Lund", not so nice word in hindi, i would not go around calling people that if i were in India.
Sunday, March 4, 2007
Push Factor
National service, aaah .
The bane of all boys in singapore.
The boon? none, just bane.
We serve, we slave and then what?
You get a nice thank you.
The kind that is printed at some B grade printers.
Then what?
What else do you want?!!!! Get out of here Dumb rabbit!!
Yes we are rabbits.
With teeth that do not see the tip of a carrot.
It seems that the regulars in SCDF, Police. Army etc do not really give us the respect we deserve.
We are nothing but Rabbits.
Imagine this.
One poor rabbit is sitting in a corner, minding his own business and eating his carrot.
Next you have an elephant doing his business in some bush.
He looks around looking for something to wipe his ass with and after much searching he sees Our rabbit.
Next scene you know what happened.
The elephant took the rabbit and wiped his ass with it.
Naturally the rabbit still had no clue and to make matters worse,
he lost his carrot.
Maybe we should change the pledge.
We the asswipes of sinkapoH,.......
The bane of all boys in singapore.
The boon? none, just bane.
We serve, we slave and then what?
You get a nice thank you.
The kind that is printed at some B grade printers.
Then what?
What else do you want?!!!! Get out of here Dumb rabbit!!
Yes we are rabbits.
With teeth that do not see the tip of a carrot.
It seems that the regulars in SCDF, Police. Army etc do not really give us the respect we deserve.
We are nothing but Rabbits.
Imagine this.
One poor rabbit is sitting in a corner, minding his own business and eating his carrot.
Next you have an elephant doing his business in some bush.
He looks around looking for something to wipe his ass with and after much searching he sees Our rabbit.
Next scene you know what happened.
The elephant took the rabbit and wiped his ass with it.
Naturally the rabbit still had no clue and to make matters worse,
he lost his carrot.
Maybe we should change the pledge.
We the asswipes of sinkapoH,.......
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