my manyfacetoe

Since none of these monkeys are doing what's needed, I've decided to stand for election.

My manyfacetoe:
Straits times will be the forum for all, abolish speakers corner. Too hot and too many mozzies. The papers always report the truth anyway.

Hdb prices will NOT be made affordable as its already supposed to be affordable in the first place (so u ppl stop talking rubbish ! )
Instead I will make sure that the prices hit The roof ( its cooler up in the roof anyway )
I will increase the cost of chicken rice as I think its overrated .
I will reduce the cost of prata , no cancel that , I will make it free as its the true Singapore dish.

I will decrease the number of queue tickets I give out at Polyclinics , because too many kengsters go there , diabetes my ass pui! STOP DRINKING TEH SI! YOU OLD GOAT !

I will replace high calibre medication like panadol with axe oil as I think that would work better.

I will remove doctors and put TCM in place .

I will give free education to our foreign talent , reduce The quality of education and bar singaporeans from attending school! Always fail anyway , plus what's there to learn anyway , better go work at coffee shop and pick garbage , shit is piling up and nobody is clearing it!

I will ban mediacorp radio as their American slang too cheem.

I will increase channel 5 funding as I think that they are doing a good job of killing peoples brain cells ....what! you are showing harry potter again !!! Wah piang ! Ahem...sorry I meant how wonderful.

I will increase NS from 2 to 50 yrs and deploy these mangkuks at hawker centres as the foreign talents will all go back to school .

I will increase gst to 100 percent on basic items and make luxury items free as I believe that we need pradas and what not, more.

I will charge erp on all mrt commuters and make them wear the IU(or whatever they call it)around their necks like the cows that they are.

I will make ris low speaker of parliament so she can boomz all she wants ...poor girl misunderstood.

I will disallow the word "objection" from the courts and have it replaced by "boomz".

I will replace "lah" with the word "peanut" as we all like it so much.

I will not say all the the other "real" things that I would do , as I will just NOT do them..high cost of living my foot ! pffftttttt !

So please vote for me .....or else whitley will be the last place I put you in ( yes I know about mad selamat).