so have you heard...??
our friend mr bush is a busy man nowadays..
he is on a charm offensive in the south americas'
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happy working mr bush...
(he's got a long way to go)
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meanwhile i have more important things to pay attention to...
like getting the rolls of kek lapis off me...
i get nightmares ..........
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and of course getting my bike licence is of upmost importance to me...
mum will kill me if i tell her but knowing myself...
ill most probably just drop hints that im gonna do it...
you know ....
drop the bomb subtly
and it doesnt hurt...
haiz...
bigsourgrapes did it all wrongly...
he dropped the bomb and it dropped with maximum effect ...
and the result...
a lifelong ban...
and now little wetblanket...(thats yours truly)
will attempt the impossible...
need all the prayers from you guys i can get...
but i was renamed ......
"meethi churi"
loosely translated...
sweet knife
mainly because of my mastery of buttering my way through sticky situations...
and the person infront doesnt even realise he is being slaughtered...
(to this point im confused as to what im typing)
oh nevermind ......
i hope to get my licence soon and my bike sooner considering the rising transport costs and
its dumbness to even want to get a car in tiny Singapore
COE lah, ERP lah, road tax lah, fines lah,
demerit points lah, this and that......
so much headache...plus the congestion on the roads....
atleast ill not have to worry about being late to work....
keeping in mind im a habitual latecomer...
oklah im off to mustafa....
late night shopping with the family..
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oi methi churi,
now that i know what your tactic is, you have to pay to silence me. motorbike? you must be crazy.Singaporeans have a set of own traffic laws. The ones created by the Traffic POlice is just for show.
Listen to your auntie and I will educate you on the real traffic laws of Singapore.What you learn in the books does not count.
To change lanes:If you indicate to change lanes, it means all the other vehicles must go faster. Its a game. Do or die, they will not give in to you. Your job is to get into the lane as and when you can and as quickly as possible. Its like playing a game- like playing catching .
The other thing is in Singapore, the car is an extension of oneself. If you offend someone on the road, the headlights represent their eyes, they will flash the headlights. That is an equivalent to a nasty glare. If you offend them on a greater level,they will keep on flashing the headlights. No, they are not flirting with you but they are giving you dirty looks with their car eyes.
Its gets better than this . If a flash of lights is accompanied by a toot, it means I am glaring at you and saying "F***". Yes,my child. I am glad you have gotten this. The horn represents the mouth of the driver.
If there is continuous flashing of lights and continous beeping of horn, then the driver is getting aggro. He is staring daggers at you and calling you all kinds of names. Most probably in Chinese as it is most colourful to swear in Chinese...."#$@@#@Kane#$#$#$#$#$C*&&&Bye%$%%^" and so on.
And oh, there is one other technique. Its called the double eye glare technique. After flashing headlights and beeping continously, the driver of the other vehicle will drive along side your vehicle and glare at you. That means you kena sai.
Plenty more lessons to learn , wetblanket. I will educate you. Oh, by the way, if you are walking on the road and a car flash their headlights at you, that means they are flirting with you, telling you, "oh baby, i think you are hot!"
ciao baby.
p.s.) i wonder why they dont have a shower in the morning creating that lavender effect but the cars gets regular showers in the mornings by the maids. Hmmm. Food for thought.
love,
your auntie
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