why does it so often happen to us...
why??
why!!!
or is it a global phenomenon??
why isit that girls get stared at no matter who they are with...
and guys get stared at only when they single...
why??
why!!!
cant handsome young men like us just be left as we are...
though im thankful that God made me a tad more better looking than the average hunk off the street who swears he isnt gay but freqents that gay store"newurban#$le"
(but in truth,u noe pretty well he is)
now now,,
please do not be led into thinking im one of them cos judging by the number of stares
i get on the train ,
the bus,
the cab...(ah pek jealous lah)
im beginning to feel
a little uneasy...
well to set things straight...
im not gay...
though i am that i am not
i certainly am single ...
and pleased to inform...
unavailable...
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getting back to where we were...
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i get stared at....
macam nak cocok mata they all....
(i feel like shoving something into their beady eyes)
make them blind .........
im not naked or anything ....
even if i were ,
the auntie selling sayur at the pasar also wont be interested....
(dont believe i said that)
all you see is hairy indian prancing around....
naturally clothed
hahahah...
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my point ??
(you might ask)
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leave us above-average-handsome-looking-hunks-who-claim-to-want-to-remain-single-alone
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i get stared at everyday...
take today for example....
in the train.....
on the way home....
im struggling with my humongous bag and im greeted with stalkers......
lady opposite me staring....
lady on my left looking.....
girl on my right keeps on looking...
(im aware im good looking)
horror of horrors......
as im basking in my new found fame...
i spot this teeny weeny cute "lao ah soh"
checking me out...
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
arrrrghhhhhh!!!!!!!!
i get off the train at the next stop....
(sorry ladies)
hahahaha.....
and U!!!
AUNTIE!!!!
YES YOU!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
mum better not noe anything till i drop bomb k?
if not ??? jaga u!!
hahaha
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(like its gonna work)
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haiz....i guess us handsome hunks
excluding some who are married....
just have to get used to it all....
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my dear nephew,
truth is after reading all that- i am confused. i saw stars. My mind is boggled. i am rendered speechless. Even my toes are silenced.
handsome? *puke* sorry had to throw something in the washbasin. now, where we were? ohh..you said you are handsome. hmmm.
has it occured to you that they might be staring at you because you wear a tag on your forehead - "single, desperate and available!"
why? you might ask? the simple answer to that is you are not carrying a LADY's HANDBAG!!! Dont you know, in singapore, girls wear engagement rings but guys carry girls handbag to show that they are not available.
so, pray- what signals are you giving? no handbag- but carry big humoungous bag. Handsome but not available. Not available but not gay. Aiyoh. So, pray tell- what are you? Asexual? Metrosexual? Nohandbagsexual? Mustafasexuual? Wah lau eh? No wonder the old ah soh looked at you? You got her mind boggled. Lucky, she didnt die of heart attack. Kesian, you know.
Now, you tell me not to tell your mummy. Hmmmmm. I think its time we tell her so that the matchmaking spree would start. I am not young anymore. YOur mother is not young anymore. Your father is not young anymore. For that matter, even your other brother is an old apek. We need grandchildren. We need more children in the family. You are young and i know , you wont be shooting blanks. We neeed to scarifice you on the altar for making babies. YOu do qualify for baby bonus, you know. Its a win- win situation. You make baby and get money. We get children to amuse us in our old age.
So, comeon, my handsome*puke* single and unavailable nephew- go out that in the world, get a partner and flaunt that Prada handbag of yours. Errr, can i borrow your handbag sometimes?
with lots of love,
your darling auntie.
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