GREAT SINGAPORE CRAZE

WE are an Obsessed LOt.
First we had the Endowment Fund MOment.
Every TOM, Deng and Harish worth his/her own salt was buying them
Gahmen said , BUuuuuYYYY!!!!! so we bought.

Then We had the Insurance craze,
Gahmen or Some insurance agent said that we will die a horibble death soon so must
have money to pay our Medical practitioners to do lobotomy on us. So we bought.

After, we had the Unit TRust madness, Buy! Buy! Buy! said someone, i forgot who.
So what?
We bought lah.
Every dog eat cow company that had unit trusts to offer , we bought.

Next we had the HDB SELECTION thing, so we queued overnight ( Never mind that it didnt happen - HDB WALK IN SELECTION)
We Queued, we fought, we conquered and we went away without anything.

And Now we have the en-bloc sale madness.

The voice of the people paper had it in bold. HE MADE 3 MILLION IN ENBLOC SALES.
ooohhh wow, 3 million huh.
Preease aah NO more already the gst increase (July) is the final nail in my coffin. I cannot queue anymore.

my question is, since everyone is buying unit trusts, endowment funds, insurance policies, and what not , then who the hell is losing money. I mean if its sooo good then everysingaporean must be making money huh?

so if we are all making money then it must be the malaysians that are losing.

hmmmnnn maybe thats why the floods came. Gods way to wipe out The "losers".....
It must be true then, One of my malaysian friends said Singaporeans are rich.
Why ? i asked. Singaporeans are the only people in the world who actually queue to Buy a house!

Maybe god should send another flood to them and flush these sarong wearing villagers( No relatives of our local import, the Sarong Party Girls) into the sea.....
ok, seriously the problem aint Them( OUR MALAYSIAN FRIENDS). its us.
P.s. Sorry guys (malaysian dudes/dudettes ) aint directed at you. I love your sarongs...really....ooohhhhh soooo very breezy...ahem!

So whats wrong with us?

ITS SINGLISH i tell ya.
Singlish is the root of all evil.
Speak MANDARIN GUYS.


Or is it all that imported sand from indonesia creeping into our refined singaporean nostrils thats causing the problem.