ok .....so the other dae i had this weird thought during my tutorial......
what if one day while we are busy enjoying peace in peaceful singapore......
and SCDF sirens go off all of a sudden...
singapore is under attack from malaysia.....
u must be kidding me right??
(thats what you must be thinking )
battalion upon battalion of men cross the causeway....into singapore..
armed with pickaxes and hoes...
plastic bags and sarongs.....
chewing gum and...pirated cd's
dunkin donuts and ..whatever..
(u get the picture)
their battle plan apparently......
is to drive into singapore ....
in their protons and those 'mat' scooters.....
and jam singapore streets.....
start planting sawi,kangkong,carrots,cabbages and what not...
along orchard road
heck even .......
set up streets upon streets of pasar malams ...
turn PIE into Jalan Masjid India.....
have a rematch between their national soccer team and a so called
"singapore team"
(made up of pre-schoolers)
at kallang stadium...
Mahathir takes a tour and tells his men im gonna name this island after me ......
he is in a dilemma....
he screams ..
mahathir: men!! gather....
(his men gather wondering what the gaffer is upto)
mahathir: men!! i have a slight problem with the name part and i need your help.....
(his men visibly excited)
mahathir: if you have to choose a name for this island what would you call it???
it has to be after me........
(his men try their best to please their boss and come up with 2 names ...)
one of them says:"boss kita come atas with dua nama's....."
(in his best english)
mahathir: apa they??
the representative:(explains how they wanted a funky english name for the island which
wasnt after him but on the other hand sounded like his name)
mahathir: (visibly dissapointed nevertheless eager to hear out what his charges had cooked up)
representative:boss!! kita right ..pikir either 'maha-dick' or 'maha-prick'
will be a good nama.........
mahathir:(seems delighted)
mahathir: you have done me proud men....
and with that ......i was 'vibrated' back into tutorial by my trustee phone vibrating
children out there....
dunt overlook the importance of NS unless you wanna eat kangkong and cabbage everydae for lunch.........
considering we dunt eat anything but mcdonalds and carls junior nowadaes
(i dunt mind the chewing gum and donuts though)
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